Why would anyone post a status on facebook telling everyone their Granddad has passed away that very day?

That’s the last thing that I would decide to share with hundreds

I don’t understand people

I could study hard, get a job, meet new people…

but then I could just not

and therein lies the problem of a lazy cunt

ridleyscotts:

The Greatest Minds in Cinematic History

John: Hey you should come to this party tonight

Jack: I dunno dude, I’m running low on money and I have that exam on Monday

John: Come on man, you only live once!

Jesus: Er, John, I think you’ll find tha…

John: Oh fuck you, Jesus

This summer

I am going to Leeds festival and Bestival

It shall be rather good

:) 

why did I not get a ticket to see these guys! agh!

Green Wing should come back

is my happy place now

so much anti-skinny stuff in the media nowadays

TO ALL GIRLS OUT THERE

you don’t have to develop an eating disorder to get to size 18 to fit in with what the media tells you is the perfect image

I just saw an interview where the interviewer was basically ranting about Atheism becoming cool and that kids are becoming athiests to rebel and be “cool”.

How about they’re becoming Athiests because they’ve got a basic amount of logic and reason in their mentality to see their isn’t a magic man in the sky who gave us life?

I haven’t had any human contact since Saturday, I feel my sanity slowly going but that’s not the worst part, my dog won’t stop making racist comments about people on the television.

At least he hasn’t started on cats yet, you don’t want to hear the vile things he has to say on cats.